Saturday 17 November 2012

Here's the deal ...

Memo to all space station personnel

Once more, we are on the cusp of a new and exciting era of mind-boggling, testicle-jiggling human endeavour, otherwise known also as human nuttiness. Here's the deal: Mars One, a private Dutch company, wants to colonise Mars by 2023. That's not far off.

Here's the catch: The astronauts will be on a one-way ticket. Leave everything behind. Spend an astronomical amount on your credit card, rent a car and smash it up, crap on that annoying neighbour's lawn, and then get on that spaceship and go live on Mars. Not a bad deal, really.

Apply here:
http://mars-one.com/en/

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